Smarmy Clothes is a land of bright colors, mutilated punk rock t-shirts, polka dots and stripes. If you're looking for handmade, one-of-a-kind clothing and accessories with a squirt of subculture jawesomeness, then you've come to the right place! Smarmy Clothes offers d.i.y. clothes with a little bit of punk, goth, fruits, and rockabilly flavor. Got some old band tees lying around? Send me a t-shirt, and I'll make you a custom reconstructed top, dress, or skirt. Join the Smarmy Army, and get special coupons and offers! since January, 2005

Updates! 06/04 - Yummy new items in my Etsy shop! And lots of rad new stuff for the site is coming soon! 05/09 - A Very Merry Unbirthday / Grand Re-opening Sale! Free shipping on all orders for the entire month of May!! Plus, new one-of-a-kind tops, skirts, and dresses! I'm back! Please bear with me while I get the new site cleaned up. If you experience any problems or notice any weird glitches, please let me know! I'll give you a cookie.