punk clothing with a squirt of subculture jawesomeness


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What is SmarmyClothes? Handmade clothing and accessories with a squirt of punk, goth, and kawaii jawesomeness, and every piece is handmade by me!

smarm·y (smär'mē)
adj. smarm·i·er, smarm·i·est
1. unpleasantly and excessively suave or ingratiating in manner or speech; 2. hypocritically, complacently, or effusively earnest; unctuous; 3. of low or sleazy taste; 4. handmade, punk clothing and accessories with a squirt of subculture jawesomeness


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March 8th, 2016 - I am not currently taking custom requests. What does that mean? That means that any item currently shown as IN STOCK is available to order. That includes the ready-to-ship items in the "one of a kind" section and the made-to-order designs in the "custom clothing" section.

But the "design your own" section is closed for the time being. Nor am I taking requests to remake items that are Sold Out or in the Gallery section.

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